I walked into the basement to get my dinner, as I heard my Mommy making it. I walked over and got a big whiff of proof that this couldn't possibly be cat food!
I looked at the label of the can; it had a picture of carrots and liver on it! I walked away completely sickened.
So my Mommy picked up my bowl and got out another kind and set it down. I walked over sniffed it and immediately looked up at the can. ASPARAGUS and PEAS!!!
"REOWWWW" Okay, so maybe Mommy almost jumped out of her skin but a cat's got to eat right? So once again she picked up my bowl and put in a new kind. Okay, no way, I AM NOT EATING MOUSE AND MUSKRAT!!!
Oh, boy did I throw a fit! So, again Mommy picked up my bowl and put in a new kind. Well, hopefully that the fact that it smelled normal will have an effect on how it tastes. PLEASE, PLEASE!!! I thought. I slowly looked up at the label, afraid what it might reveal to me. CHICKEN!!! Yep, regular old chicken! I gave Mommy my ‘you’re okay’ look. She smiled. Well, maybe someday she'll get it!
Timber has written his views on the little people he lives with.
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