I walked into the basement to get my dinner, as I heard my Mommy making it.  I walked over and got a big whiff of proof that this couldn't possibly be cat food! 

TimberI looked at the label of the can; it had a picture of carrots and liver on it!  I walked away completely sickened. 

So my Mommy picked up my bowl and got out another kind and set it down.  I walked over sniffed it and immediately looked up at the can. ASPARAGUS  and PEAS!!! 

"REOWWWW" Okay, so maybe Mommy almost jumped out of her skin but a cat's got to eat right?  So once again she picked up my bowl and put in a new kind.  Okay, no way, I AM NOT EATING MOUSE AND MUSKRAT!!! 

Oh, boy did I throw a fit!  So, again Mommy picked up my bowl and put in a new kind.  Well, hopefully that the fact that it smelled normal will have an effect on how it tastes.  PLEASE, PLEASE!!! I thought.  I slowly looked up at the label, afraid what it might reveal to me.  CHICKEN!!!  Yep, regular old chicken!  I gave Mommy my ‘you’re okay’ look.  She smiled.  Well, maybe someday she'll get it!   

Timber has written his views on the little people he lives with.

To read Ollie's rantings about food combinations, please click on the link.

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