Little people are just small dumbfounded versions of preteens (like my Mum) or adults. They are really mind-wracking and are always screeching!

There are of 2 of them living in my house. They are my Mum's brothers. There is one, called Kyle, who will never leave my paw alone. The other isn't so bad, he just won't ever stop chasing me, that's Colby. Also, they always run around like something called 'superheroes' and they pretend that I'm their 'supercat'! I hate it so much!

Luckily, I have Mum who always saves me.


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One Cat is Company

"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy. 
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"

Shona Steele (Australia)

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