What do you think Charlie is whispering to Timmy as Billy walks away?

Send your answers, no more than 5 please - to p.dewberry@ntlworld.com by 7th July 2013

Doreen Johnson, Canada

“Do you think it’s something I said?” 

Grace Fraser, Londonderry, Northern Ireland 

“I told you he'd turn tail!”

Michael Smith, Iowa 

“Don't look now, But Billy forgot to zip up again.”

“Is it just me or is Billy's butt getting bigger?”

“Oh, how disgusting! Billy has litter stuck to his butt again.”

“I have a joke for you. What do you get when you cross breed a cat and skunk … Billy.”

Vicky Corrao, Cleveland Ohio, US 

“I hear poor old Bill has a bit of a nip problem, but it's all hush hush so you didn't hear it from me!"

Arlene Sphikas NY USA 

"Do not pay him any mind, Timmy. You do not have tuna breath." Winning entry

MJ Bradley, US

"I am not going to stand here and listen to this!’

"All this sweet talk is making me sick!’

Natalie Wright UK 

‘Wow he is so hot’!

Jared Kline  Belgium 

"Don't worry.  He will let us know if supper is ready."

Rose Varga US 

 "I have his catnip, wait till he is gone and we will share!"





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Two cats are a conspiracy. 
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