Sammy eating Santa's cookiesDear Santa,

I am sorry about the confusion last year when I ate your cookies. You see the first 2 letters of our names are the same and my paw was hiding the rest, so I thought my mom left me some cookies. If you think of it, I actually did you a favour. I am sure your suit fits better than it would have.

Love, Sammy

The Very Best Toy for Cats

"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."

Stephen Baker