Sammy eating Santa's cookiesDear Santa,

I am sorry about the confusion last year when I ate your cookies. You see the first 2 letters of our names are the same and my paw was hiding the rest, so I thought my mom left me some cookies. If you think of it, I actually did you a favour. I am sure your suit fits better than it would have.

Love, Sammy

Dogs Come when Called

"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you."

"Of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room."

Edward Verrall Luca (essayist)