What do you think is going on here?

Send up to 5 captions to p.dewberry@ntlworld.com by 14th May 2014.

The best entry will win a prize.

Helen Bilowus, Buffalo, US

‘Bird on a wire not on a tail.’ 

‘Please GET OFF MY A$$!’ 

‘I hope you're comfy Red ‘cause I'm awful hungry.’

Becky, US

‘Heads you win....tails you lose!’

Doreen Johnson, Canada

“Do you mind? Go find another place to sit if you want to watch Animal Planet!”

Harry Waterson, US

‘I didn’t see that on the menu.‘

‘I wonder if the chip is under the wing?’

‘I don’t think red goes with my ensemble.’

‘How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Fried. Sautéed, Fricasseed.’ WINNING ENTRY!!!

‘Send out a tweet. There’s room for two more.’

Andrew Lane, UK

“Oh God, I’m never gonna live this down if the boys get to hear about it!”

“When I said I had a tale for you, this isn’t quite what I meant!”

“I thought I saw a parrot bird, a-creeping up on me.  I DID!  I saw a parrot bird, seated up on me!”

Rose Varga, US

‘Well, that's, some tail you have.’

‘Cat bird seat, I have it.’

‘Fine, I just thought we could exchange tweets.’

‘Cat, what cat ... that's my buddy.’

‘Ok the cat grooming lady has arrived.’




A Morning Kiss

A morning kiss, a discreet touch of his nose landing somewhere on the middle of my face.
Because his long white whiskers tickled, I began every day laughing.

Janet F Faure

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