The LA Flakerz 9 from California, USA

Having polled The Fabulous L.A. Flakerz, they have told me that, while they really don't have resolutions as such, they are determined to do more, MUCH more, of the following:

1.  We resolve to have MORE catnip parties and to get blitzed as often as possible because, well, it's not always easy being a cat in this world and we need our "R&R" just like you humans do!

2.  We promise to pester you more for treats each night and to never give up until we get lots of them.  They may be "junk food" and they may cause Samuda to have stomach upsets from time to time, but that's just not important.  WE WANTS OUR TREATS AND WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE GETS OUR TREATS.

3.  We endeavour to get in more "sack time" each day, curling up on the softest beds and in the warmest cat cups, preferably in sunbeams.  As even the densest human knows, cats are synonymous with "naps" and we aim to get ours.

4.  We WILL curl up closer and get up on you more every night, hemming you in snugly while you sleep and making it as difficult as possible for you to get up in the "wee" hours.  Just because you choose to drink copious amounts of tea in the late evening should not impinge upon our time on or near "The Hot Rock For Cats". 

5.  And last, but certainly not least, we vow to meow (and meow and MEOW and meow) until you get DaBird out and play with us on a regular basis.  And just for some variety, we will also make known our need for the laser-mouse.

You might as well realize that it is useless, fruitless, and otherwise pointless to try to resist us.  WE RULE.  You, humble servant, GET TO WORK.

They have spoken!

 

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