1. The thing on the perch is not a feathered kebab.
2. The entire world does not revolve around you.
3. Hearing purring doesn’t deaden your slave’s pain as your claws dig into their leg.
4. Mangled, gory, quivering presents are not really appropriate.
5. The purpose of having 9 lives is not to see how fast you can use them up.
6. Staring at the swimmy thing will not make it leap out of the tank.
7. If you lose your bell, you’ll just be fitted with another.
8. Killing shouldn’t really be at the top of our ‘Fun things to do’ list.
9. There are not enough types of luxury food to give you something completely different everyday.
10. Dogs have feelings too.
Dogs Come when Called
"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
"Of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room."
Edward Verrall Luca (essayist)
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