10. You saw him on "Dr. Phil"
9. Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps
8. When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"
7. The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out in yarn
6. Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat
5. That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!
4. Calls sports talk radio claiming Knicks are about to turn it around
3. Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree
2. Believes Barry Bonds never used steroids
1. He neutered himself
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The Very Best Toy for Cats
"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."
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