A strange new tomcat had come to live in the district, and all the she-cats were wondering what he was like for romance.
One day, one of the she-cats said: 'Well, I'm going to take a chance.' And she hopped over a wall to see the new fellow.
She was gone some time, and when she came back, the others said: 'What's he like?'
She said: 'He's a dead loss... It took him half an hour to tell me about his operation.'
"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy.
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"
Shona Steele (Australia)