Making it all up

A phrase much loved by your ‘media’ is ‘you couldn’t make it up.’ Well, surely you are realising, when people are fined for reversing into their own drive, false information about a volcano grounds flights for a week, and atmospheric CO₂ actually stimulates plant growth, that even this phrase is becoming redundant? 

We cats know your world is being turned upside down. We know that a lot of you would rather it wasn’t. But unless you return to living in caves [an option for some ‘liberated’ countries], you have no option but to pay attention.  

We felines have known all about ‘what is going on’ since we were awakened. And we don’t need mobile phones to tell each other. My male keeper has just been watching some YouTube videos in which mobile phones are being used to ‘pop’ popcorn, as they would in a microwave oven.

I suspect I’ve told you before that the sun is your friend; it stimulates Vitamin D production and is the greatest health giver of all. Why - take a deep breath - would the Great Cat create a world in which the life giver [the sun] was harmful?

And I’m sure you knew that the volcanic ash scare was a scam didn’t you? Even some your mainstream media is catching up [this was on your UK comedy programme ‘Have I Got News For You’]. A senior person from Lufthansa [German airline] said their planes were flying, and it was no problem. A senior person from your infamous ‘Met Office’ said any plane flying in the cloud would crash. And they would know wouldn’t they, having presided over the coldest winter for 60 years - another consequence of ‘global warming.’

[The ‘Met Office’ may have something, as your brains are being globally warmed by mobile phones and digital ‘pop’ music]

Could you make up the fact that the highest symbol of your deferential society, ‘Queen’ Elizabeth owns one sixth of the world’s land?

Do you take prescription drugs? The majority of you do. Another plan which you couldn’t make up is to put microchips in the pills to ensure you take them.

I’m sure many of you reading this won’t believe it. But until recently, I bet you wouldn’t have believed most of your politicians are on the take, the Catholic Church was covering up paedophilia, your banks were corrupt, waste bins were being micro-chipped, false ‘flu’ scares were being generated every few years, animals and vegetables were being genetically modified, and sales of carcinogenic fast food was being used to subsidise cancer cure.

Yes that last one was true as well. Fancy fried chicken anyone?

We cats know your world is being turned upside down. We know that a lot of you would rather it wasn’t. But unless you return to living in caves [an option for some ‘liberated’ countries], you have no option but to pay attention.

What do we cats give you? Unconditional love. Do we kill you, pollute your minds and your world with all kinds of junk? Do we rant, rave, pout and pose like the role models [vacuous women or macho idiots] your television serves up hourly?

Peace, serenity, love, grace, ‘a masterpiece’ [Leonardo da Vinci] are descriptions of a world I’m certain almost all of you would prefer. That’s what cats do and who we are. That’s also a description of nature.

I suppose you could add obsessed with eating to the list in my case, but like you, we are complete but unfinished. For me my dish is finished when I’ve eaten the contents, but my task isn’t as long as people swallow ‘the official line.’

You see ‘they’ are making it all up, and it is becoming more obvious every day.

Love and light,

Jimmy.

PS, if you want more of this, blended with a heavy dose of spiritual wisdom and reflection, check out my male keeper’s blog, http://healerjack.wordpress.com/