This evening my cat cargo basket appeared. As it was the only one bought down from the attic, I assumed, bit of feline logic of course, I wasn’t off with the Gingie-crew to see Sarah at the cattery for our 7* annual vacation and pampering.

Instead I was taken to see my private health surgeon and heart throb, Saint Ben of Park Street for my annual moggy-MOT. I even had an injection which I have on an annual basis, I presume of health and beauty vitamins to enhance my gorgeousness! Not that I need much to improve my perfection.

Saint Ben said that I was perfect in every way. He also noted that my whiskers are quite magnificent. I brushed aside his compliments. I’m sure private health surgeons compliment all their pedigree paying ladies in such a manner. He also pointed out that my dentistry is absolutely spot-on. It should be, he carried out extensive cosmetic surgery last year, when I had a tooth or two removed. He did comment to Maid that I am getting on a bit and need looking after. Cheek!

I generously allowed Maid an evening off, she went out for the evening. She spent the evening with other maids who have feline charges so I imagine they spent the whole evening in cat chat, the main topic of conversation being moi, obviously. I can’t imagine what else humans have to talk about for hours and hours when they go out in packs like that. She came home smelling of red wine and gave me kisses. Yuk!! I do wish she wouldn’t drink, if I could make her teetotal I would, stop all the silly behaviour she indulges in after a glass or four.

I have never understood why humans don't have fur; it hides a multitude of wrinkles. . Maid has started to grow fur on her face. I noticed this morning as she lay in bed snoring after a dose of red wine stuff. There is definitely a hint of moustache, and one or two really course hairs sticking out of her chin, very attractive. I suppose she will have to start a facial hair grooming regime soon. I hope she doesn't use my brushes, I don't believe in inter-species sharing, especially with an inferior species such as humans.

Maid’s version!

Madam went for her annual vaccination. She is quite a floozy when it comes to her vet Ben at Park Street Surgery, Stafford, and she will parade around on the examining table, tail erect and showing off!

I had an evening out with the girls. Dippi-Duck was pressed up against the glass door doing meet and greet as she has started doing when I come back from work or going out. I think she’s copying Mikey-mike, it seems to be a race to out-do each other in the love stakes!

Surprisingly Dumpty seemed pleased to see me when I got home. She managed a yawn, a good stretch and a bit of fuss when I went into the bedroom, but I expect this was a result of cupboard love as she was keen to be fed!. 

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