Mother's Day today and as usual the human had a card off the three of us furries. I think a bottle of wine was also purchased for her in my name!
I'm really happy here at Tom Cat Towers and I love my human soooo much, especially in the kitchen when food is prepared. I just adore human food. Whatever the human eats, it's my favourite. I am becoming quite a pot bellied little piggy!
Today we made cakes and I tried everything. Dumpty will not touch anything humans consume. Human food is beneath her royal up her own bum-ness. She has no idea what she is missing. Ginger wuss does come into the kitchen doing cute but he very rarely gets given anything and when he does he doesn't eat it.
What is wrong with those two cats?
Willis version
How come I am not allowed on work surfaces and Dips is? Life is so unfair.
She supervised the human making cakes again and had her fair share of the rubbish the human eats. Dippi is getting quite a fatty.
As her carer I need to implement an exercise routine for her, get her back to a more sleek condition. I need to get this sorted ASAP as she is too porky at the moment.
A Cats Prayer
Lead me down all the right paths,
Keep me from fleas, bees, and baths.
Let me in should it storm,
Keep me safe, fed, and warm.
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