Dear Santa,
I am sorry about the confusion last year when I ate your cookies. You see the first 2 letters of our names are the same and my paw was hiding the rest, so I thought my mom left me some cookies. If you think of it, I actually did you a favour. I am sure your suit fits better than it would have.
Love, Sammy
"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy.
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"
Shona Steele (Australia)