Sammy eating Santa's cookiesDear Santa,

I am sorry about the confusion last year when I ate your cookies. You see the first 2 letters of our names are the same and my paw was hiding the rest, so I thought my mom left me some cookies. If you think of it, I actually did you a favour. I am sure your suit fits better than it would have.

Love, Sammy

One Cat is Company

"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy. 
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"

Shona Steele (Australia)