10. You saw him on "Dr. Phil"
9. Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps
8. When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"
7. The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out in yarn
6. Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat
5. That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!
4. Calls sports talk radio claiming Knicks are about to turn it around
3. Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree
2. Believes Barry Bonds never used steroids
1. He neutered himself
submitted by Caroline Clark, North Carolina, USA
Dogs Come when Called
"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
"Of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room."
Edward Verrall Luca (essayist)
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