LOLCat Bible by Martin Grondin brings the good news to our feline friends in their native LOLspeak. 

This book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including the following:

  • Noah’s Reely Big Bowt

  • Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush
  • Teh Ten Bad Plagues
  • David an Goliath teh Giunt
  • Daniel an teh Pooch’s Den
  • Johan and teh Big Fishie
  • Wawter into Booze
  • Happy Cat Walks on Wawter
  • Teh Last Cheezburger Feest
  • Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds

And many, many more …

‘In teh beginning Ceiling Cat maded teh Skiez an da Erfs n stuffs.’

There is a chapter at the end of the book (page 125) ‘Argooments fer Ceiling Cat’ which gives logical reasons (to teh kittehs) how they know Ceiling Cat exists. If you waver in your faith, you may find the LOLCat Bible is just the tool you need to reaffirm or reawaken it.

I really loved this book although some of the abbreviated words made no sense to me. I would like a glossary at the back of the LOL books to check out some of the ‘words.’  I have no idea what ‘pwn’ or ‘pwnded’ means but it didn’t spoil my enjoyment of this very clever book.

There is a website which you can log on to if you would like to just browse or if you feel creative you could translate more verses, chapters or books from the Bible. Srsly!


Published by Hodder and Stoughton and available in paperback from and 

The ISBN number is: 978-1-56975-734-5

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