Dear Santa,
Can I please have something - anything, really - other than the same old climbing tree Mum and Dad put up for me every single year? They probably think I don't realise it's the same one, but I do, and I'm bored senseless with it, even if there's a Dreamie on every step and several at the top. So please, Santa, could you bring me something different?
Love Bilbo xx
Lead me down all the right paths,
Keep me from fleas, bees, and baths.
Let me in should it storm,
Keep me safe, fed, and warm.