Gabion Tzchugge and Maid

Gabion Tzchugge or Captain Buggernuts Gabion, or Gabes, for short, has his work cut out if he is to fulfil the late wishes of his paramour, Dumpty Roo.  Their Maid, a porky being of indeterminate proportions, is in dire need of a make-over in order to be holiday ready for a trip to the Arctic in the autumn.

This journey began with Dumpty's first - and last - attempt at getting her human to unfatten and fitten up.  A journey that Gabes will continue to make Dumpty proud of him, and to show that her work and her efforts were not in vain.


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Title Published Date Author
Gabes throws in the towel .... 28 June 2017 Written by Gabion with help from Maid
Two fat ladies ... 03 May 2017 Written by Gabion Tzchugge with help from Carol Turner
Maid needs to unfatten and fitten up! 05 April 2017 Written by Dumpty with help from Maid

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