Catfucius he says ....

We've all heard of the great Chinese philospher, Confucius, who lived 551 - 479 BC.  Well, the Daily Mews is, indeed, blessed to have its own Somalian philosopher, Squirt, aka, Catfucius, who lives in the wilds of Scotland.  Dispensing wisdom with his own inimitable brand of humour, this new section will delight the reader with Squirt's wise teachings and parodies of sayings suitable for every occasion.


The cat who chases two mice catches neither


by Anthony Smith












My thanks to Anthony Smith for this great drawing of Catfucius.

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Title Published Date Author
Boy bits and the swagger walk 21 December 2015 Written by Squirt with help form Penel
An open letter to Squirt from Chav Cat - a fallen feline 31 December 2015 Written by Chav Cat with help from Carol Lake
Sneaky sniffs 20 March 2016 Written by Gabion with help from Carol Lake
What is a birthday? 23 April 2016 Written by Squirt with help from Penel Ashworth
Bulky Bully 01 October 2016 Written by Pauline

In the Middle of a World...

"In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence."

Roseanne Anderson