10.  There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.

9.  The cat's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8.  The cat toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7.  The kitty scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6.  That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5.  You find liver and whole-wheat cat treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4.  Cat hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3.  A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your cat tree.

2.  Your cat goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme coloured virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

1.  The cat droppings in your litter box have been sculpted into swans.

Amiee and Joe Amaral


Five Good Reasons for Having Your Cat Neutered

  • Reduces fighting, injury and noise
  • Reduces spraying and smelling
  • Much less likely to wander and get lost
  • Safer from diseases like feline AIDS, mammary tumours and feline leukaemia
  • Reduces the number of unwanted kittens

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