10. You saw him on "Dr. Phil"
9. Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps
8. When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"
7. The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out in yarn
6. Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat
5. That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!
4. Calls sports talk radio claiming Knicks are about to turn it around
3. Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree
2. Believes Barry Bonds never used steroids
1. He neutered himself
submitted by Caroline Clark, North Carolina, USA
A Morning Kiss
A morning kiss, a discreet touch of his nose landing somewhere on the middle of my face.
Because his long white whiskers tickled, I began every day laughing.
Janet F Faure
Hosted by X-Shops - Hassle free e-commerce