10. E-Mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like www.alt.recreational.catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On ICQ you're known as the IronMouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."
Stephen Baker