GARFIELD BEATON from Scotland
1.
I shall stop bringing the neighbours presents at the doorstep ... it should be
obvious by now that they don't like mice.
2. I shall eat a healthier diet ... apart from weekends ... also Mondays because
every Garfield hates Mondays, and definitely not Tuesdays because everyone goes
out and I'm all on my own with food to tempt me. Not Wednesdays either, because
Wednesday is the day Mum goes shopping. And Thursday and Fridays are practically
the weekend ... so ... that leaves us with ... ah well, never mind.
3. I will stop standing on the back of scales, freaking the humans out, after
their year long GI diet.
4. I will pose more for pictures, although I'm a little camera-shy!
5. Have to talk to the white cat living next door. I don't think she understands
things will never work out between us. She follows me around all day long, and
doesn’t seem to get the hint. Maybe we can be friends…
Dana Beaton