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Simba the fella from Twitter

What do you think Simba "the fella" from Twitter is doing or thinking about here?

Send your captions, no more than 5 please, to pauline@thedailymews.com by 28th May.

Babs Young, Broadstairs, Kent, UK

‘I’m dreaming of having a lovely pawicure.’

Jamaka Petzak, US

‘Flying squirrels got nothin' on me!’

‘What's a nap without a good stretch?’

*Tiger Paws*

Simba: Sunning the Stripes

Vicky Corrao, Garfield Heights, Ohio, US

‘Do you love it? I just had my nails done!’

Jared Kline, Belgium

‘You might not know this, but I was actually the live model for the Sphinx in one of my previous lives.  They really did not get the face right.’  WINNING ENTRY!!!

Lady Cat, Boulder, Colorado

‘Did you forget to make my nail salon appointment again?’

‘I’m considering ‘acrylic’ to enhance for my date.’

‘I was told to not count using fingers. But they said nothing about toes.’

‘Hey dog … you sure yaw anna mess with this!’

‘How long does it take for polish to dry anyway?!?’

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

‘Then Simba the WonderCat parachutes in, saves all the two-legged ones and restores order...then it's off for a sardine tea.’

‘Another couple of blankets would be nice, but this is not a bad place for an afternoon stretch.’

‘I reckon it's nearly time for a little snack and a wander round my estate...or perhaps I'll just have a few more minutes.’

‘Hmmm, the vet did a good job on my claws, but I'd better find a nice piece of furniture to sharpen them up again.’

The Very Best Toy for Cats

"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."

Stephen Baker