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JAILHOUSE BLUES
Dear Mewsers Once again, I need your assistance. I need you to help spring me from COLD-KITZ where I am imprisoned. I’m in solitary confinement with Teddie, banged up, doing time, porridge. Teddie says it’s because I panicked Mummikins with my disappearing act last week.
But they didn’t bring my snoozee or catnip mouse so it’s definitely punishment. (Teddie says Mummikins was so stressed and rushed she just forgot them). Smudger, in the next cage, is Head of Escape Committee, Pongo over the aisle is digging an escape tunnel; he’s always grubbing about in his grit tray and his brother Fluffy Bum is for ever shaking dirt out of his furry trousers in the exercise yard! Snarler and Growler, the Siamese twins, are making an aeroplane out of used empty Felix foil pouches, sewing them together with whiskers (all donations welcome!) I’m a bit worried about Snout, an old intact Tom in the end cage. He seems to rule this joint and has put the word out that my Persian fur make me look like a Lady-boy cat, I’m worried!!!!! Food’s not bad, and we get
groomed, but when I sit and think how naughty I was, my tears roll off my
whiskers. I wish I hadn’t been naughty. I bet Mummikins is at home now and has just forgotten to come and collect me. I smuggled your letter in with me and it gives me great comfort. Have you ever been sent to a penal institution like this one? I’m tempted to see if I can climb over the wire and make my way home. Teddie isn’t too bothered. He just says ‘keep yer head down and yer nose clean.’ (difficult with my Persian nose). I wish I had never been naughty and I can’t wait to cuddle my Mummikins. What can I do Mewsers? Can you bust me out? Yours desperately Tushtots P.S. It’s time for light’s out! ***** Click here for the next instalment of Tushtots' incarceration ...
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But Pongo in the
cage opposite who is always parading up and down, head butting the wire says 2
week’s max is the time then we’ll get let out on good behaviour, then he goes
back to digging in his grit box.
